Ericas Dog Sex Universe

Top ten signs You’re into Animal Love

10. You’ve become a Fan of Transformers Beast Wars not because you’re into TF or you like the story, but because you have wet dreams regarding you and a certain sexy spotted cat in the series.

9. You start to enjoy watching Animal Planet more than your girlfriend’s soap operas.

8. You enjoy being with your dog than your state of the art X-Box gaming console.

7. You’re starting to look forward to dragging your bratty nephew to the zoo during weekends.

8. You catch yourself wondering whether your boyfriend’s pet Doberman has a bigger dick than your boyfriend.

6. You develop a habit of talking to the park’s policeman because you have a crush on his horse.

5. You have nightmares of being caught humping the fountain’s dolphin statue at the park.

4. . You find yourself thinking of your dog when having sex with your BF.

3. You’re a daily guest of this website.

2. You post your fantasies and experiences into this site.

1. You’re a member of this web site.

And here’s another one for you to twist yer tongues with! Enjoy!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Might Be Into Animal Love

10. She suddenly changes from a soap opera fan to a Transformers Beast Wars Fan.

9. He suddenly likes watching Animal Planet better than playing with his X-Box.

8. She offers to take your mangy dog to the vet, to the park, for a walk…whatever,

7. He keeps on taking you to the zoo during dates.

6. She screams out her dog’s name during sex.

5. You notice a recorded DVD with the label “Humping it out with Lassie” in his DVD collection.

4. He asks you to wear that cat costume he got you for Halloween during sex.

3. You see her face in one of the images of this site.

2. You discover that he is a daily visitor of this site.

1. You see her face in this site and discover that she *IS* a member of this site.

Bitching With Stud

My ex-girlfriend, Linda, was going out of town for a couple of weeks and needed someone to look after her large black hound, Stud. We broke up quite recently but were still good friends. And so, I told her that I’d be happy to help her out, and so I took Stud home with me.

Stud is a rather large dog, standing good two-and-a-half feet at the shoulder and weighing in at one hundred or so pounds, with a curly black coat.

Since I am usually completely naked in the house, especially in the summertime, his wet nose was always poking into my groin or at my ass.

One day, I was sitting in the lounge chair, naked as usual, reading the newspaper, when he came up between my legs and started licking my shaved cock and balls. OH SHIT!!! The sensation was so electric that my dick got hard immediately. I spread my legs apart and he licked my dick and nuts until I came. The dog slurped up all my cum, and licked me clean. What an erotic turn-on!

I decided to reward my sweet canine honey, and become his bitch. I got down on my back on the floor with him straddling me, and started rubbing his sheath until his red dick poked its head out. I pumped his rod until it grew to about seven inches and kept on until he stiffened and shot his huge load of cum all over my face, chest, and belly. He then proceeded to lick himself and me clean. I didn’t want him to get totally soft, as I wanted more, so I propped myself up underneath him with cushions, and took his shaft into my mouth.

I started licking and sucking that doggie dick with sexual abandon, moving my lips up and down its entire length. Stud responded by starting to hump my mouth. I was being face-fucked by a dog. The knot at the base of his cock grew to the size of my fist as he thrust his big dick down my throat, the knot smashing against my lips.

All the while, dog juices were spurting down my gullet, until he finally unloaded his full load of sperm down my throat. No human ever pumped that much into me, but I managed to swallow it all. My dick was so hard and throbbing that it hurt.

My dog lover was still ready for more, so I got on my hands and knees and let him prod and lick my hairless ass. The thrill almost sent me through the roof. He then tried to mount me, and the feeling of his fur against my bare ass was totally erotic. I reached back between my legs, grabbed his ramrod, and guided it up to my ass.

Stud thrust and the tip of his seven-inch cock forced open my sphincter ring and entered my rectum. He humped a few more times and his entire thing was inside me. The initial pain of penetration turned into heavenly bliss as he pumped and pumped, his knot pounding against my ass. I was so aroused that with my right hand I was pounding my own meat, while being violated by the dog. All at once, he made several long, hard thrusts and then emptied the contents of his balls into my bowels.

I had an orgasm almost immediately and spewed my cum all over my thighs and the carpet. When Stud was finally able to withdraw his cock, doggie juices ran out of my ass and down my thighs. He again licked up the mess and lay down on his back, his legs in the air. I went over to him and gave him another good blowjob, swallowing yet another super load of dog cum. We had fun like this at least once a day for the remainder of the two weeks of bestiality. For a guy, I was a damn good bitch for him!!!

Stud bugs the shit out of me, now, whenever I visit Linda. That fucking mutt pokes his nose in my crotch or in my ass every chance he gets. Linda thinks that it’s a riot. I wonder what she’d say if she knew that I fucked her dog just like I used to fuck her so many years ago. One of these days I’ll have to walk the dog alone and let him hump me in the forest preserve.

The End? I think not.

Here’s another one! Enjoy!!!!

Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheep that sucked of hot-sucked sheep
as the sunshine shone on the side of the sucked-hot sheep shed.

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