Ericas Dog Sex Universe

Deck the barn with boughs of holly

Fa la la la la la la la la

‘Tis the season to be lusty,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Strip we now our gay apparel,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Fuck with the ancient Yuletide carol,

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Fucking away at the horsies,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Sucking the cow, ye lads and lasses,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Fuck we joyous all together,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Heedless of the wind and weather,

Fa la la la la la la la la.
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(From the back of the “Web Stage”, we see Tinna grinning like hell as she sang from her copy of “Bestial Christmas Carols” hymn book.)

Tinna: (singing off-key) Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!

Voice from a far: There she is!!!! Blasphemer!!!!

Voice # 2: Death to the Herectic!!!

Tinna: (looking nervous) Uh, oh.

(Tinna makes a run for it. Followed by an angry mob of religious people and animal rights fanatics, all carrying torches and pitchforks.)

Tinna’s voice: Come on, you guys. Its Christmas!!! The Season of forgiveness and all that shit!!! Can’t you people take a little joke!!! Aaaaaaiiiiiieeee!!!!

The MOB of Doom: Burn the Witch!!! Kill her!!!

The End?

or

Have A Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!